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It was once said that a black man would be president 'when pigs flew'. One hundred days into his presidency, 'swine flu'.
That is funny.
lol, good one!!!
very clever
dry.
Is it dry...because the Swine 'Flu too could kill so many innocent women and children?Originally Posted by indecentspeech
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"
heard the same joke..was presented better..
what about the innocent men? are you sexist?
*insert repetitive statement*
dry cough?
*insert repetitive statement*
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"
nasal allergies
diarrhea and vomiting?
its a rip off from Jay Dabhi's FB status. FAIL
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here's a joke. I have been cracking up all day on it.
Mother of a Sardarji wrote......
Pyaarey puttar,
I'm writing this letter slow;
because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home,
so we moved.
I won't be able to send you the address as
the last Sardarji who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their next house,
so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice.
It even has a washing machine situated right above the commode.
I'm not sure it works too well.
Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
The weather here isn't too bad.
It rained only twice last week.
The first it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
The coat you wanted me to send you,
your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons,
so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
Your father has another job.
He has 500 people under him.
He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.
Your sister had a baby this morning.
I haven't found out whether it's a girl or a boy,
so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jatinder fell in a nearby well.
Some men tried to pull him out,
but he fought them off bravely and drowned.
We re-cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder is no more.
He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes.
His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died.
Your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time.
Nothing much has happened.
Love
Mom.
P. S: I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
more like apathy and discontent
lmao heard also
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Last edited by Hoops2895; 05-02-2009 at 01:58 PM.
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