driving down Canal st. looking for a parking lot. There's mad chinese people, I could've ran one over and nobody would've really noticed. Anyways so I spot a redbull car and pull over next to it to ask the driver where I can find a lot. A girl is driving it when another girl in the passenger seat, and both don't notice my car. So I honk the horn at them and she both get out of the car. I am oh shit... this is New York, I am so getting gunned down by redbull mafia bitches. They go into the trunk, get out some redbulls, and proceed to hand them to me. I am like "Yo but I need to find out where a lot is..." The driver chick is like SHUT THE FUCK UP and drink the redbull, I don't have a fuckin clue where there's a parking lot." I drove away mad fast. And then some chinese people are huddled around a cat or something and I ask one of them. Surprisingly a nice guy in a suit comes over and tells me on the left side of Chrystie there's a lot. Finally found it and paid $15 for 4 hours. Not bad.


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shut the fuck up and take the drink 

