Taking bets on Pakistan

[indecentspeech]

When will it implode and destroy itself from the inside in a fiery, cataclysmic disaster?

I wanna say...

Tuesday

[cruel intentionz]

Why Tuesday? Why not today? Oh how I wish it would just happen right now.

[indecentspeech]

I never really liked Tuesday, so if it happened on Tuesday my feelings might change.

Ya now would be nice, but then I couldn't redeem all the Islamic points I have racked up on my interest free Visa.

[CTRL+ALT+DEL]

that country is a fukin disaster. its like a slum. like cuba. lulz @ their political crisis. Bhuttos husband is going to be the next president. i can't believe that country has 0 leaders. they actually have a big problem on who to select as their leader. cuz they have none. the good people are thrown out of country, the best ones are shot dead, and rest are in jail.

and they fight on for claims to kashmir. fuckin claim ur borders first - faggots. they should just disolve statehood and merge in with india. if this doesn't happen, i think that country gona break up into smaller pieces.

[Neetz]

^ haha

[indecentspeech]

hahaha nice

did they get their courts back yet or what?

[Tweak Head]

Originally Posted by CTRL+ALT+DEL

that country is a fukin disaster. its like a slum. like cuba. lulz @ their political crisis. Bhuttos husband is going to be the next president. i can't believe that country has 0 leaders. they actually have a big problem on who to select as their leader. cuz they have none. the good people are thrown out of country, the best ones are shot dead, and rest are in jail.

and they fight on for claims to kashmir. fuckin claim ur borders first - faggots. they should just disolve statehood and merge in with india. if this doesn't happen, i think that country gona break up into smaller pieces.

not sure why would india want it back.. wouldn't

[indecentspeech]

strategic position, right next to afghanistan so oil and natural gas...

[Tweak Head]

Originally Posted by indecentspeech

strategic position, right next to afghanistan so oil and natural gas...

ok..that makes sense...
keep the border though..

[David Van Patten]

Originally Posted by CTRL+ALT+DEL

that country is a fukin disaster. its like a slum. like cuba. lulz @ their political crisis. Bhuttos husband is going to be the next president. i can't believe that country has 0 leaders. they actually have a big problem on who to select as their leader. cuz they have none. the good people are thrown out of country, the best ones are shot dead, and rest are in jail.

and they fight on for claims to kashmir. fuckin claim ur borders first - faggots. they should just disolve statehood and merge in with india. if this doesn't happen, i think that country gona break up into smaller pieces.

dam nga.. you got madd hate on Pakistan.

[indecentspeech]

he's right though. there's a good chance baluchistan will break off. so much tense there, like a civil war.

[eggy2486]

so bush, blair, and musharraf all died and went to hell, the devil said they can each make a phone call to whoever they want for a nominal fee .. blair went first and called the UK and talked for one or two hours, the devil said 'thatll be 10 million pounds' ... bush went next and called the US, talked for about 5 hours, the devil said 'that'll be about 50 million dollars' ... musharraf went next and called Pakistan, talking for nearly a day, the devil said 'thatll be 10 cents' ... musharraf asked 'why so cheap?' the devil responded 'its a local charge from one hell to another'.

the end

[indecentspeech]

Originally Posted by eggy2486

so bush, blair, and musharraf all died and went to hell, the devil said they can each make a phone call to whoever they want for a nominal fee .. blair went first and called the UK and talked for one or two hours, the devil said 'thatll be 10 million pounds' ... bush went next and called the US, talked for about 5 hours, the devil said 'that'll be about 50 million dollars' ... musharraf went next and called Pakistan, talking for nearly a day, the devil said 'thatll be 10 cents' ... musharraf asked 'why so cheap?' the devil responded 'its a local charge from one hell to another'.

the end

LMAO! nice joke

[javed29]

I don't think India would want Pakistan back.... too many issues. Bordering Afghanistan has little tangible benefits. It's only a viable oil transport corridor if stable. The costs involved outweigh any benefit. Moreover, the Muslim population of the 'new' India would be significant. In a democratic system this would be disastrous for the Hindus.

oh i say October 4th.